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The Bf of Cher Scholar Speaks Out

Chenanceua_2 I’m back from my two-week trip to Paris. It’s been a bit of a crazy week managing between personal announcements, dramas, getting back into the swing of work and dealing with my general jet lag and discombobulation being back in the United States. It will take me a bit to get back up to speed with CherStuff.

In the meantime I will make these two small posts. Before our trip my bf answered a question posted by jimmydeanPartee on March 25, 2008: 

I would like to know from your boyfriend -- what it is like being the significant-other of a SONNY & CHER fanatic like you and me...I ask because I know throughout my entire life everyone around seems jealous of my S&C devotion..plus, should IIIII ever get a boyfriend...

First of all, I’d link to point out the fact that this issue of finding a Cher-positive lover was once covered in my first Cher Zine, the answer to which appears on CherScholar.com: http://www.cherscholar.com/cherschool-2.htm#odyssey

However, this is John’s personal response:

I admit there was a time when I thought it'd be easier telling my friends I'd joined al Qaeda than admitting I was going to a Cher concert. But, after years of hiding in my cubicle at work surreptitiously listening to the new Cher-mix Mary had purchased off the Internet (which, by the way, always sounded strikingly similar to the last Cher mix Mary purchased off the Internet, except for some mystically incomprehensible rearrangement of the song order), hoping the ex-Marines I work with wouldn't be able to make out the tinny strains of "Do you believe in life after love" coming from my Walgreens headphones, I have honestly embraced Cher. Oh, believe me, there were still frequent moments of awkward silence, for example when I told my Harley-riding, Vietnam-veteran friend Andrew that I was traveling to La Jolla with Mary to hear the San Diego Gay Men’s Chorus sing a tribute to Cher a few years back.

But over time, you begin not to notice the blank stares and gaping mouths so much, sort of the way black people, midgets, and hair bands must feel when they stop at hillbilly truck stops and must go in and order lunch from some toothless waitress who's afraid to approach their table for fear of catching something. But honestly, all it took was one trip to the Cher Convention and I was hooked. I met some of the most sincere, fun, and yes, completely obsessed people I've ever met (and I'm a former drunk!), and I love every one of them.

So, when you ask me what it's like living with a Cher fanatic, I'd have to say it's like 1962 and I'm a 26-year-old short Sicilian dude from Inglewood who just met a 15-year-old runaway dropout who looks kinda hot and I'm thinking to myself, maybe, just maybe, there's something here. In other words, it's pure excitement.

And, besides, you haven't lived until you've made love in a Sonny and Cher costume...I still haven't found that damn mustache!

Note to readers from Cher Scholar: I saw many things that reminded me of Cher in France (more pictures of such to come but here’s one above: the fabulous chateau Chenonceau on the Cher River). It was truly a trip of a lifetime in many ways, the highlights being the amazing food we ate, the mind-boggeling history (from Roman ruins to Napoleon’s tomb to James Joyce and Ernest Hemmingway sights near our lovely hotel in the Latin Quarter), and the walk home after one diner at a Turkish cafe (where I got a little tipsy on a small bottle of Turkish wine) where near the steps of The Pantheon my bf proposed marriage. After three years of witnessing wonton Cher obsession, my nagging health issues (my knee completely gave out in Paris and I swear I'm in the beginnings thoes of menopause), I answered simply that I hope he knows what he’s getting into.

   

Comments

john

congratulations
i thought his hilarious and heartwarming response to the q&a made him a keeper. now, the proposal in paris on the steps of the pantheon........ah, what a romantic.

Kevin

Congratulations! Your bf (fiance!) sounds like a real find. I hope you play lots of Cher at the wedding.

jimmydeanpartee

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you registered???
AND, can I be a bride's maid????(i have the perfect cher-wrap-around...)

I'm glad your trip was a good one and thanks for answering my ques...
love&kisses
jimmy
ps, cher,cherconvention, lasvegas??? the perfect setting for a wacky cher/elvis themed wedding..
the two of them should have recorded duets together,you know?
and, they could broadcast it on OPRAH's cher/tina/vegas thing happening this month....

jimmydeanpartee

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!
Where are you registered???
AND, can I be a bride's maid????(i have the perfect cher-wrap-around...)

I'm glad your trip was a good one and thanks for answering my ques...
love&kisses
jimmy
ps, cher,cherconvention, lasvegas??? the perfect setting for a wacky cher/elvis themed wedding..
the two of them should have recorded duets together,you know?
and, they could broadcast it on OPRAH's cher/tina/vegas thing happening this month....

Robrt Pela

Congratulations, Mary and John. Mary, will you keep your maiden name? Perhaps you should take a cue from What's Her Face and drop everything but your first name. (Although, if you do, I will still always refer to you as Mary Ladd, as I do now.)

John, your essay about Mary was brilliant.

Congrats, again. I'm going to go play "The Click Song Number One" in your honor.

--R. Pela

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